I had the abso-fucking-lutely best time the other day! Some dude called me for anal stretching phone sex and man, did we have fun stretching out his dirty little hole together! He had all sorts of toys and objects to stuff in his hole, which was already gaping because he has been working on stretching himself out for a long time! Know what that means? That means there’s no limit to the fun we can have with anal stretching phone sex – if we can fit it in, it’s going in!! Trust me!!
Let me tell you, baby – this guy is so turned on by stretching his asshole out that all he does all day long is stretch and stroke. Stretch and stroke, stretch, and stroke, until his cock and his anus can’t take anymore, which is really usually when he’s got no more energy or cum left. His house and car are painted in sprays of cum, and his ass is a giant saggy crater, and whenever he calls me for some anal stretching phone sex, he’s also filming himself so he can watch later and stroke some more.
So what is a down-home southern slut like me to do when faced with a call like this? Well you know it, darlin’ – I’m gonna have so much fun! I told him he needs to go online and buy himself a shoe stretcher, and he fucking loved the idea so he ordered one! That day he got a 2-liter soda bottle up his ass, and I told him that by the time I get through with him he’s gonna be finding a fire hydrant to fuck in a dark and private alley – just the thought made him explode all over his steering wheel! And when he called the other day for his usual anal stretching phone sex fun, he had that shoe stretcher with him. It was so much fun telling him to turn the handle and listening to him take it as it grew bigger and bigger inside of his asshole – I told him soon we’re going to be able to park a Buick in his ass, and he said he can’t fucking wait!!
Is anal stretching phone sex your thing? Then grab a bunch of things to stretch that hole with and call 1 888 70 Hot4U and ask for Delores – be prepared to be stretched beyond your limits baby! 😉