I know that it is not always easy to open up and talk about your phone sex fantasies with just anyone. You might even have someone you call regularly but for whatever reason, she’s not around and you need someone new. Most people probably say this, but you can talk to me about anything, and I’ll never judge you. I don’t care how “fucked up” society says that your fantasy is. It’s one hundred percent safe with me. Trust me when I say I have heard some of the kinds of taboo fantasies that this kind of thing would fall under and none of it has turned me off. In fact, I kind of like hearing the deep, dark secrets that you have. There’s something really hot about you letting me into your mind and you sharing that with me and trusting me to weave a fantasy for you based on it.
So yeah, I guess what I’m saying is that I want you to call me and tell me all of the phone sex fantasies you have. The ones that are so nasty that it would make a fucking Republican faint or clutch their pearls. I know you have some things tucked deep down in your spank bank that fit the bill and I would love nothing more than to hear all about them. I might even tell you some of my taboo fantasies since you’re going to be nice enough to share yours with me. I know we’ll have a really great time when you call me. Just get on the phone and dial 1 888 70 HOT4U and ask to talk to Valerie and tell me all of the fantasies you have been dying to get off your chest. I am ready to make all your fantasies come true, sexy!