Dear Diary, OMG, you won’t believe what a pathetic loser my neighbor is, hehe. He’s constantly hovering around my apartment, hoping to catch my attention like an eager little sad nerd. I mean, just looking at him makes it clear that he’s only useful for two things: humiliation and wallet draining, haha! I bet he has no idea that females like me can detect a guy’s dick size even when he is fully dressed! Even the sound of a man’s voice and the way he moves tell me whether he’s packing or not. My neighbor has a wimpy little dick persona, from his whining voice to his total lack of presence when he enters a room.
I’m sick of him always lingering around and seeking an excuse to spend time with me. Tonight, I thought it was time to give him a lesson. I told him he could come over for coffee if he really wanted to, but he had to make it worth my time. The loser heard and turned up for a wallet-draining session. As soon as he stepped in, I made him hand over his wallet and drop to his knees in front of me. He wasn’t looking sad enough, so I asked him to strip nude so I could amuse myself first. It turns out I was correct. He begged for harsh humiliation. His dick was so little I didn’t know what I was looking at! I’m quite sure I’ve seen girls with larger clits than he had between his legs. He flushed light crimson as I opened my lips, and the insults began to fly. He continued apologizing for being such a little dick loser and giving away more and more of his money.
I was not going to complain about it! Then I had him go down on his knees and worship my gorgeous newly pedicured toes. I told him he wouldn’t be able to enjoy hot ass worship phone sex with me until he could do a nice job on my toes first. The only problem was that the sad little sph loser looked like he was going to cum as soon as he kissed my beautiful feet with his lips.
Wow, what a pathetic fucking loser. Not only does he have the tiniest dick on the planet, but he’s also a premature ejaculator who can’t even pop a virgin’s cherry! No surprise he unlocked that wallet during our sph session and handed me all of his money so effortlessly. Hey, maybe next time he’ll stay long enough to view my gorgeous round ass. But if he doesn’t, at least I’ll be able to empty his cash again! Haha! I’m excited for our ass worship phone sex session. I gave that loser my number for now; it’s 1 888 70 HOT4U!