Oh look at that tiny little nub…do you seriously try to call that thing a dick? Haha. It’s cute that you think you’d have any chance of pleasing a woman with it. I know for a fact that it would never be good enough for me. The only thing I’d do with you is have a small penis humiliation phone sex session.
Geez, don’t pretend like I’m the first woman to ever say that to you. Is it really that much of a shock to you for someone to tell you that your dick is tiny? You KNOW you’ve heard it before. I mean, haven’t girls just broken into fits of laughter when you take your pants off? At first, they probably thought it wasn’t hard yet and maybe didn’t laugh too hard. But once they realized that’s all you have going for you? Fits of laughter and they just walked away, huh? You were left there with your itty bitty dick hard and unsatisfied. But why should anyone satisfy you? There is absolutely no way you could ever return the favor.
It would be fun to call a bunch of my hot friends over to laugh at you. Have you ever even been alone in a room with one hot girl, much less 5 or 6? Yeah, I didn’t think so. It would be fun to broadcast you on the internet so everyone can see what a fucking loser you are. I mean, you tiny little dick is going to make someone’s day. Don’t you want to bring joy to others? That’s the only way your dick will ever make anyone happy, so you really should just prance around telling everyone you know you’re pathetic.
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